5 Jokes For Hawaiian Punch

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 14 2024

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The Hawaiian Fruit

The Hawaiian fruit is tired of being punched in every joke
The Hawaiian fruit decided to try stand-up, but it got cold feet. I guess it's afraid of being canned laughter.

The Hawaiian Boxer

The Hawaiian boxer tired of people making puns about their profession
I told my opponent I'd give him a taste of Hawaiian Punch. He didn't expect it to be a literal taste during our water break.

The Hawaiian Parent

Trying to explain the drink to their kids without promoting violence
My kid asked me if they could have Hawaiian Punch at their birthday party. I said, "Sure, as long as the party doesn't turn into a Hawaiian boxing match!

The Hawaiian Tourist

The Hawaiian tourist confused by the violent imagery
If you're ever in Hawaii and someone offers you a punch, make sure it's not in a can. It's probably not a welcome gesture.

The Hawaiian Party Planner

Dealing with misconceptions about the drink at parties
At my last party, someone spilled Hawaiian Punch on the dance floor. It turned into a tropical slip-and-slide – the hula dancers were not amused.

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