11+ Best One Liners Jokes For hate my job

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My job is like a hairdryer. It blows!

I love my job! It's the work I can't stand.

My job is like a treadmill—lots of running but getting nowhere!

My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home!

I told my wife I hate my job. She told me to quit and be a comedian. I said, 'I can't quit my day job—it hates me too much!'

I'm so tired at work; I could sleep through a board meeting. Oh wait, I have!

My job is so confidential, even I don't know what I'm doing!

My boss told me to have a great day. So I closed my office door and played solitaire!

My boss told me to have a productive day. So I made a paper airplane and flew it around the office!

I asked my boss if I could take a coffee break. He said, 'Sure, but where's your cup?

I told my boss I'd love to work from home. He said, 'Fine, just don't come back!

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