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Have you ever borrowed something from Harrison? It's like entering into a pact with the devil. You ask to borrow a pen, and suddenly you're signing a contract in blood, promising to return it in the exact condition you received it. I borrowed a highlighter once; now I'm living in fear.
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I asked Harrison to help me move, and he showed up with a single roll of packing tape. It's like he thought we were playing a real-life version of Tetris, and that tape was the ultimate solution to fitting everything in the truck. Spoiler alert: it wasn't.
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Harrison and technology have this love-hate relationship. He's the only person I know who can turn a simple text message into a cryptic puzzle. You send him a "What's up?" and get back something that looks like hieroglyphics. I need a translator just to decipher his emojis.
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You ever notice how every group has that one friend, in this case, let's call him Harrison, who's always late? You could set your watch to his tardiness. If he says he'll be there at 8, you might as well make dinner plans for 9:30.
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Harrison's idea of a workout is lifting the TV remote to change the channel. He claims he's building arm strength, but I think he's just trying to avoid any unnecessary cardio. Who needs a gym when you can have a movie marathon from the comfort of your couch?
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Harrison thinks he's a master chef because he can make instant noodles without burning down the kitchen. I told him I wanted something fancy for dinner, and he handed me a plate of microwaved leftovers with a side of high expectations.
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You know that one person who can't keep a secret? Well, that's our dear friend Harrison. Tell him something confidential, and it's like launching a confetti cannon at a funeral. The secret is out, and there's no going back.
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Harrison believes in the power of positive thinking. He once told me, "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes and find a way to make lemonade with your tears." I'm not sure that's how the saying goes, but I admire his creativity.
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Harrison's calendar is a mysterious realm where appointments go to vanish. I once asked him if he had plans for the weekend, and he said, "Oh, I'm booked solid." Turns out, his idea of being "booked solid" involves binge-watching a new series on Netflix.
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