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Why did the harpsichord apply for a job? It wanted to get in key-ployment!
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Why did the harpsichord take up gardening? It wanted to grow its own scales!
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Why did the harpsichord break up with the piano? It felt too keyed up in the relationship!
Harpsichord in Space
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NASA decided to send a harpsichord into space to communicate with extraterrestrial life. If aliens decipher the harpsichord, they'll either think Earth is incredibly sophisticated or that we're stuck in a time warp. Either way, it's a win for human music diplomacy.
Harpsichord in a Rock Band
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I suggested adding a harpsichord to our rock band for a unique sound. Let's just say, the clash between electric guitars and a harpsichord made us sound like a time-traveling garage band having a midlife crisis.
Harpsichord Hipsters
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Hipsters claim to love harpsichords because they're vintage and obscure. Just wait until they start using it as a coffee table. Oh, that old thing? It's my 18th-century minimalist furniture piece.
Dating with Harpsichords
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I took my date to a concert featuring a harpsichordist. Nothing says romance like sitting in awkward silence, trying to figure out if it's the harpsichord or the date that's out of tune.
Harpsichord Workout
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I decided to learn the harpsichord to impress people at parties. Turns out, lugging around a harpsichord to a party is the best workout you'll ever get. Forget dumbbells; try Bach-bells.
Harpsichord Karaoke
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Karaoke night with a harpsichord is like trying to rap to classical music. I attempted Rapper's Delight, but it ended up sounding more like Harpsichordist's Delicate Fright.
Harpsichord Harmonies
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You know you're a true adult when you get excited about owning a harpsichord. It's the only instrument that says, I'm sophisticated, but I also enjoy confusing the neighbors with 18th-century tunes. You can't beat that level of musical multitasking.
Harpsichord Therapy
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I tried using a harpsichord for stress relief. The only thing more stressful than a hectic day is realizing you have no idea how to play a harpsichord, and your attempt at relaxation sounds like a musical crime scene.
Harpsichord Pranks
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I convinced my friend that a harpsichord was the latest smart home device. Now he's confused, thinking it's supposed to play Bach whenever he asks about the weather. Sorry Siri, harpsichord beats you in classical charm.
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