5 Jokes For Harass

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 26 2024

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The Paranoid Office Worker

Believing everyone is out to harass them
I asked him why he's so convinced everyone is harassing him. He said, "I overheard my colleagues whispering about me." Turns out, they were planning a surprise birthday party. Now he's convinced he's getting pranked on his own birthday!

The Tech-Savvy Grandma

Navigating the online world and avoiding cyber harassment
She got an email saying she won a million dollars, but she was skeptical. She said, "I think it's just a cyber-harassment trick. They're probably going to ask for my bank details and send me a bill for a million dollars!

The Misunderstood HR Rep

Dealing with employees' bizarre harassment complaints
One guy accused his colleague of harassing him by having a better lunch every day. He said, "I can't concentrate with the aroma of gourmet sandwiches in the air!" I suggested he invest in a better lunchbox.

An Overenthusiastic Salesperson

Trying to sell harassment insurance
I asked the salesperson what harassment insurance covers. They said, "Everything! Verbal abuse, cyberbullying, even if your coffee maker judges your choice of morning brew." I said, "Hold on, my coffee maker is a hipster. It just has strong opinions about fair-trade beans!

The Time-Traveling Boss

Trying to implement harassment policies across different eras
I overheard him on the phone saying, "Yes, I'd like to report a case of time-harassment. One of my employees keeps making fun of the way I dress in the 23rd century." I'm pretty sure it's just a fashion critique, not time harassment!

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