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The phrase "happy anniversary" is just a polite way of saying, "Congratulations on not driving each other crazy for another 365 days... or at least not admitting it.
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Happy anniversary" is the one day where you get to pretend you remember the exact moment you decided to spend the rest of your life with someone.
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I always feel a bit like a detective when someone wishes me a "happy anniversary." It's the only time I actually have to remember what happened exactly a year ago.
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You know you've been married for a while when "happy anniversary" starts sounding more like a gentle reminder than a celebration.
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Happy anniversary" is like the annual reminder that you successfully navigated another year without using the words "irreconcilable differences.
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Happy anniversary" is a lot like the applause at the end of a magic trick. You're not entirely sure how you pulled it off, but you're just glad it worked.
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They say marriage is about compromise, and my biggest one is pretending to be surprised when someone wishes me a "happy anniversary.
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The secret to a long and happy marriage? Smiling and nodding when someone wishes you a "happy anniversary," even if you forgot the actual date.
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Happy anniversary" is that magical phrase that turns a regular day into a day where you suddenly panic, wondering if you've planned anything special.
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