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I told my GPS I need directions to happiness. It replied, 'Recalculating... Please make a U-turn and follow the laughter signs!
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I asked the magician for a trick to find happiness. He pulled a rabbit out of a hat and said, 'The real magic is in the joy of the unexpected!
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I told my plants a happiness joke. Now they're all in high spirits – especially the fern, it loves a good frond pun!
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Why did the sun go to therapy? It had too many issues with its rays of happiness!
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I told my computer I needed more happiness in my life. Now it keeps opening a window to a beach resort!
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I told my friend I'm on a happiness diet. He asked, 'Is it working?' I said, 'Well, I haven't lost any weight, but I can't stop smiling!
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I asked my friend if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'No, but I believe in laughter at first joke – it's the key to happiness!
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I tried to buy some happiness the other day, but the store was fresh out. Apparently, they only restock on Mondays, and I missed the shipment of joy!
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a jet ski? I rest my case!
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I tried to bottle up my happiness, but the cork kept popping off. Turns out, joy is not a fan of containment – it's more of a party animal!
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I asked Siri for the meaning of life, and she said, 'I'm sorry, I can't provide that information.' Well, there goes my plan for a shortcut to happiness – even Siri is keeping it a secret!
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My doctor told me exercise is the key to happiness. So now I'm trying to figure out how many jumping jacks equal a chocolate bar.
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I read somewhere that smiling uses fewer muscles than frowning. No wonder I'm exhausted – I've been overachieving in the facial fitness department!
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Happiness is like Wi-Fi in my life – I always think I have it, but then I realize it's just my neighbor's!
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I signed up for a happiness seminar, and the first lesson was 'acceptance.' So now I'm just trying to accept the fact that I paid for a seminar to tell me to accept things.
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I finally figured out the secret to happiness – it's hiding in the last place you look. No wonder it's so elusive; who keeps looking after they find something?
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