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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Hao, Not Again!
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My friend's always complaining about his computer crashing. I told him, Maybe it's haunted. He looked at me and said, What are you talking about? I said, Well, every time it crashes, doesn't it feel like it's saying 'hao' to you? Now he's convinced his laptop is possessed by a tech-savvy ghost.
The Ghostly Diet
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I decided to try this new diet where I only eat food that begins with the letter h. You know, like hao healthy it would be? Turns out, the only things I could eat were ham and hot dogs. My doctor called it the hauntingly high cholesterol diet.
Ghostwriter Woes
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I hired a ghostwriter to help me with my comedy, and all they wrote was hao. I thought, This is a joke, right? It turns out, they were just trying to ghost me with their writing skills. I guess even ghostwriters have a sense of humor, or lack thereof.
Haunted Housewarming
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I moved into a new apartment, and my neighbor came over with a gift. It was a plant, and he said, It's 'hao'-ppy to be here. I appreciated the gesture, but now I'm convinced my new place is haunted by a botanical ghost that's into wordplay.
Hao-cus Pocus
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I tried to impress my friends with a magic trick, but it didn't go as planned. I said, Watch as I make this rabbit disappear! The rabbit just stared at me, unimpressed. I guess it's hard to impress a bunny when your magic words sound like you're asking, Hao about now?
Ghostly Pickup Lines
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I tried using a pickup line at the bar that my ghost writer suggested. I said to the person, Are you a ghost? Because you just 'hao'-nted my dreams. They gave me a look that said, More like haunted your chances with me.
Ghostly GPS
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I asked my GPS to take me to the nearest Chinese restaurant. It responded, In 500 feet, turn right on Hao Street. I thought I was getting dinner, not directions to the afterlife! I guess even my GPS has a taste for the supernatural.
Ghostly Hellos
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I tried to be polite and say hello to my neighbor, Mr. Hao. But every time I do, it feels like I'm getting a ghostly response. It's like he's mastered the art of the ethereal greeting. I'm starting to think he's not saying hi, he's just saying hao in a spooky whisper.
Haunted Chinese Takeout
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You ever order Chinese food and it arrives so fast that you start to wonder if they have a ghost chef in the kitchen? I mean, hao did they whip up that General Tso's chicken in just 10 minutes? It's like the ghost of culinary skills past is haunting my dinner plans.
Hao-phazard Shopping
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I went to the store with a shopping list my ghost writer gave me. It just said hao. I thought, Hao am I supposed to know what to buy? I ended up with a cart full of random items, and when I got home, I realized I had everything except what I actually needed.
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