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What's a pirate's least favorite hangover symptom? The parroting headache.
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Why did the tomato turn red at the hangover party? It saw the salad dressing.
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Why did the scarecrow avoid hangovers? He was outstanding in his field, not in the pub.
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What do you call a group of musicians recovering from a night out? A symphony of hangovers.
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What's a vampire's least favorite type of hangover? A red wine headache.
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Why did the coffee file a police report after the party? It got mugged by a hangover.
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Why did the beer go to therapy after the party? It had too many emotional hangovers.
Liquid Courage, Solid Regret
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Drinking is like borrowing happiness from tomorrow, but sometimes tomorrow wants its happiness back with interest. And boy, does it charge interest in the form of headaches!
Hangover Harmony
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Ever notice how the only symphony you conduct the morning after a party is the sound of aspirin bottles and regretful sighs? It's a masterpiece of pain and poor decisions!
Hangover Vocabulary
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You know it's a serious hangover when the only words in your vocabulary are water, regret, and never again. It's like speaking a new language called the morning-after gibberish.
Hangover Wisdom
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Hangovers are life's way of saying, Hey, remember that fun you had last night? Well, here's a receipt, and the payment is due in headaches and regret. It's like an unwanted subscription service to bad decisions!
Museum of Last Night
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Ever wake up and piece together the night before like you're curating a museum exhibit called Drunk Decisions: A Collection of Regrets? It’s like walking through a hall of What was I thinking?
Hangover Monopoly
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Waking up with a hangover is like playing Monopoly. You start off having fun, but by the end, you're bankrupt, holding onto scraps of dignity, and praying for a Get Out of Hangover Free card.
Genius Plans
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The night starts with genius plans and ends with ordering tacos in your underwear at 3 AM, contemplating life choices. Ah, the glamorous journey from sophistication to salsa stains!
Remedy Roulette
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Hangovers are like playing a game of spin the bottle, except instead of a kiss, it lands on headaches, nausea, or regret. Let’s be real, nobody wins in this version of the game!
Invention Wish List
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I wish someone would invent an app that deletes your texts, orders a pizza to your bed, and apologizes to your liver after a wild night out. Call it the Regret Reversal!
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