5 Hanging Up Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 28 2025

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The Overly Attached Partner

Clingy relationship dynamics
My partner is like a persistent telemarketer – they never take the hint, and they always call at the worst possible time.

The Tech-Challenged Grandparent

Struggling to understand modern technology
I asked my grandma if she knew what Bluetooth was. She said, "Oh, honey, I remember when teeth were just teeth.

The Cell Phone Addict

Constantly glued to the phone
My phone and I have a special bond. It never judges me, but it does give me a low battery warning when I need it the most.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believes in hidden meanings
I tried to convince my friend that "hanging up" is a secret phrase for entering an alternate dimension. Now every time they end a call, they whisper, "See you on the other side.

The Office Meeting Aficionado

Hates long, pointless meetings
I asked my coworker if they wanted to hang out after work, and they said, "Sure, let's schedule a meeting for that.

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