5 Jokes For Handkerchief

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 04 2025

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The Germophobic Detective

A detective who refuses to touch anything without his handkerchief.
The detective is so germophobic, he won't even interrogate suspects without wearing a hazmat suit. His latest case? The mystery of the missing hand sanitizer.

The Time-Traveling Tour Guide

A time-traveling tour guide who accidentally leaves his handkerchief in different historical periods.
I asked the time-traveling tour guide if he ever worries about changing history. He said, "Nah, I'm more concerned about losing my handkerchief collection across the space-time continuum.

The Competitive Grandma

Two grandmas competing in a handkerchief folding contest.
They say that behind every great grandma is a great handkerchief collection. In this case, it's more like a battlefield.

The Forgetful Magician

A magician who keeps forgetting where he puts his handkerchief during the magic tricks.
I asked the forgetful magician if he could make my problems disappear. He said, "Sure, but first, have you seen my handkerchief?

The Paranoid Chef

A chef who believes the handkerchief is the secret ingredient to every recipe.
I went to a cooking class with the paranoid chef, and the first lesson was how to fold a handkerchief into a swan. Apparently, it makes your soup taste swan-derful.

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