6 Jokes For Halve

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Updated on: Jun 15 2024

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I wanted to make a pencil with erasers at both ends. But then I realized it would be pointless. I decided to halve a single-ended pencil instead!
I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. Now he's hugging his ex. Maybe he misunderstood and thought I said 'halve' your mistakes!
I told my friend a joke about construction. He didn't laugh. Maybe I should have built up to the punchline instead of trying to halve it!
My diet plan is simple: I only eat half of what's on my plate. It's called the 'halve your cake and eat it too' strategy!
I accidentally spilled herbs on my keyboard. Now it has a thyme halve!
I asked my computer for a good joke. It said, 'I can only give you half of one.' Turns out, it's not so byte-sized funny!

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