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The Overly Literal Hairdresser
Taking everything too literally, leading to unexpected results.
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I mentioned I wanted a "light trim," and my hairdresser took it as a challenge to see how much hair they could trim without me noticing. I walked out feeling like I left half my hair on the salon floor. Next time, I'll be more specific: "Light trim, not light strands.
The Silent Executioner Hairdresser
Too quiet, making the whole experience uncomfortably silent.
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I asked my hairdresser for layers, and they responded with a nod. The only thing they layered was the tension in the room. Now my hair looks great, but I need therapy for the emotional trauma of a silent haircut.
The Overly Chatty Hairdresser
Constantly talking during the haircut, making it hard to communicate preferences.
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My hairdresser is so talkative; I'm convinced she missed her calling as a stand-up comedian. She had me laughing so hard; I forgot to tell her I wanted bangs. Now I have a hairstyle that says, "Surprise! Bangs happened.
The Overly Critical Hairdresser
Pointing out every flaw in your hair, making you question your life choices.
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I asked my hairdresser for a simple dye job, and they started critiquing my hair like it was an art critique. I left the salon with a beautiful color and a deep sense of self-doubt. Thanks for the existential crisis, hairdresser.
The Over-Enthusiastic Hairdresser
Excessive enthusiasm leading to questionable styling choices.
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I asked my hairdresser for a subtle change, and they got so excited they brought out the glitter. Now I'm walking around with a hairstyle that says, "I party at a disco every day, even in the office.
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