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Why did the guy named Jack always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw attention!
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What did the guy named Phil say when he saw a ghost? 'I'm feeling a little sheet-faced!
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What did the guy named Jake say when he found out he was colorblind? 'Well, this news really blue me away!
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Why did the guy named Tim bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were out of reach!
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Why did the guy named Max bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the guy named Alex bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the roof this time!
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Why did the guy named Eric bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were going up!
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Why did the guy named Larry start a garden on his computer? He wanted to grow a mouse-terpiece!
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What did the guy named Mike say when he accidentally bumped into the wall? 'I'm wall-sorry!
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What did the guy named Greg say when he saw a bear? 'Bear-y nice to meet you!
Guy Talks Too Much
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There's always that one guy who talks so much you start contemplating your life choices. I met him at a party, and by the end of the night, I was questioning my decision to attend the event in the first place. Thanks, Guy.
The Mystery of Guy Names
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You ever notice how every group has that one guy with a really generic name? I mean, come on, it's like his parents just gave up. Oh, let's name him... Guy. I bet even his birth certificate is disappointed.
Guy and the Lost Art of Handshakes
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There's this guy I know who gives the weirdest handshakes. It's like he's trying to decipher a secret code with his fingers. I asked him, Dude, are you shaking my hand or trying to hack into my WiFi?
The Guy Code
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you're trying to crack the secret code of guy names. I mean, why do they always have three first names? John Michael David. Is it a name or a password?
Guy, Interrupted
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I met this guy the other day, and he kept interrupting me. I finally said, Dude, you're like the exclamation point in my sentences - you show up when you're least expected and make everything awkward.
Guy-linguistics
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I was trying to learn a new language, and then I met this guy who spoke in acronyms. I said, Dude, are you a walking CAPTCHA? I can't understand a thing you're saying!
Guy-normous Problems
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You ever notice how guys with ordinary names have the most extraordinary problems? I met a guy named Bob, and he was dealing with existential crises like he was the main character in a French film. Bob, buddy, it's not that deep.
The Guy Anthem
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You ever notice how guys with basic names always have the most epic theme songs? I met a guy named Steve, and whenever he entered a room, I swear I heard the '80s power ballads playing in the background. Steve, the unsung hero.
Guy's GPS Woes
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Met a guy named Tom who claimed he had a built-in GPS. I said, That's cool, Tom. Where are we right now? He stared at his phone and replied, Recalculating.
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