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What did the gump say to the joke that wasn't funny? 'You really gummed that one up!
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I accidentally stepped on a gump's toe, and it yelled, 'You're really toe-tally gumping my style!
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I asked the gump if it wanted to play cards. It said, 'Sure, I'm a real trump card!
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I asked the gump if it liked camping. It said, 'Yeah, I'm a real tent-gumper!
Gump's Fitness Advice
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Forrest Gump is giving fitness advice now. His secret to staying in shape? He says, Life is like a treadmill; you just keep running, and sometimes there's a guy with a ping pong paddle chasing you – but that's just motivation!
Forrest's Fast Food Joint
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Did you hear Forrest Gump opened a fast-food joint? Yeah, the menu is interesting; you order a burger, and he shouts, Run, Forrest, run! And miraculously, your food arrives faster than Usain Bolt in a sprint!
Gump's Romantic Advice
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Forrest Gump is giving romantic advice now. He says, Love is like a box of chocolates – it's sweet, it melts easily, and sometimes you accidentally sit on it.
Gump's GPS
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You know, I recently discovered that Forrest Gump has his own GPS system. Yeah, every time you make a wrong turn, instead of recalculating, it just says, Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know where you're gonna end up!
Gump's Weather Forecast
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Forrest Gump tried his hand at weather forecasting. His forecast every day? Expect a mix of sun and rain, just like life – but no hurricanes, unless Jenny's around!
Gump's Technology Woes
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So, Forrest Gump got a new smartphone. Every time it rings, he answers, Hello? Is this the wisdom of life calling? Lieutenant Dan, is that you? Turns out, it's just a telemarketer.
Gump's Marathon Strategy
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I heard Forrest Gump participated in a marathon recently. When they asked him about his strategy, he said, Well, I just keep running until I hear someone yelling, 'Cut!' – that's how you finish strong!
Gump's Cooking Show
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Forrest Gump started his own cooking show. The first episode featured Bubba's shrimp recipes. He called it, Cooking with Gump: Because life is too short to not have seconds... and thirds!
Gump's Social Media
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I found out Forrest Gump tried his hand at social media. Yeah, his first post was a picture of a shrimp cocktail, captioned, Life's like a shrimp buffet – you never know which one's gonna be your best friend!
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