5 Jokes For Guessing Game

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Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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The Amnesiac Stand-up Comedian

Performing stand-up comedy while constantly forgetting punchlines
I tried crowd work once, asked someone in the front row, "Where are you from?" They replied, and I said, "Ah, yes, I've always wanted to forget about that place.

The Absent-Minded Chef

Trying to cook gourmet meals while constantly forgetting ingredients
I tried to impress my date with a fancy recipe. I proudly presented my masterpiece and said, "It's a deconstructed lasagna." She looked puzzled and asked, "Isn't that just a pile of uncooked pasta?

The Amnesiac Gamer

Playing video games while constantly forgetting the controls
I entered a fighting game tournament, and my opponents were like, "Is this guy a secret character with amnesia? He's forgetting combos faster than we can execute them." I call it the "Memory Wipe Beatdown.

The Amnesiac Tour Guide

Leading tours while constantly forgetting historical facts
My favorite tour is the one I call "The Mystery Tour." I take people around the city, and even I don't know where we're going. It's like a surprise party for forgetful history buffs.

The Forgetful Detective

Solving crimes while constantly forgetting crucial details
My detective motto is now "To remember or not to remember, that is the question." But seriously, I'm so forgetful that even Sherlock Holmes would say, "Dude, take some ginkgo biloba.

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