6 Jokes About Growing Older

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is just a number, but mine is unlisted for a reason!

Getting older is like a garage sale. Some valuable stuff, but mostly just junk you don't need.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional. So, I choose to stay forever young at heart and slightly immature!

I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

At my age, 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the parking lot.

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