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Growing up is realizing that a nap is no longer a punishment but a reward. I used to hate nap time as a kid; now, it's the closest thing to a vacation.
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I've reached that age where my back goes out more than I do. I'm not saying I'm old, but I've started to consider a heating pad as a necessary fashion accessory.
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The most unrealistic part of adulting is when they told us there'd be a lot of paperwork. I never expected that my life would be 90% filling out forms and 10% pretending to understand what I just signed up for.
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Adulting is essentially just figuring out how long you can wear your favorite jeans before they become your "eating pants." Spoiler alert: not as long as you think.
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Adulthood is like a never-ending game of hide and seek with responsibilities. You're hiding, hoping they don't find you, but bills, deadlines, and laundry always seem to have a knack for tracking you down.
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You know you're officially an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. It's like, "Wow, this one has extra scrubbing power! That's the highlight of my weekend – domestic superiority through advanced cleaning technology.
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Being an adult is just a series of googling things you should probably already know. I mean, who knew there were so many ways to cook an egg? Scrambled, sunny side up, poached – it's like a culinary Choose Your Own Adventure.
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You know you're getting older when you start making weird grunting noises every time you stand up. It's not a workout; it's just the sound of my knees negotiating with gravity.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a sale on Tupperware. Nothing says success like a neatly organized collection of plastic containers.
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