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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one, he wanted a spare for the groin-in-one!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing and realized it forgot to protect its groin!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of balancing and needed a break for its groin muscles!
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. And if they did, it would probably hurt their groin!
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Why did the belt get arrested? It was holding up a pair of pants in a 'groin and bear it' situation!
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like a bad excuse for a groin injury!
The Ninja Cup Kick
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You know, getting hit in the groin is the only time a guy can channel his inner ninja. It's like an instant martial arts move - the cup kick defense. But let's be honest, it's less Bruce Lee and more like a drunken sensei stumbling around.
Groin: The Comedy Showstopper
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They say timing is everything in comedy, but let me tell you, the groin has impeccable timing. It's the ultimate showstopper. Just when you think the audience is loving your jokes, the groin decides to steal the spotlight with its own slapstick comedy routine. Thanks, groin, you're the real MVP.
Groin: The Ultimate Lie Detector
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If you want to know if someone is truly in pain or just faking it, just watch their reaction when they get hit in the groin. It's the ultimate lie detector test. Suddenly, everyone becomes an Oscar-winning actor, delivering performances that would make Shakespeare blush.
Groin: The Fashion Police
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The groin is the ultimate fashion police officer. Wear tight pants, and it'll make sure you regret that decision for the rest of the day. It's like having a tiny sergeant down there shouting, I said loose-fitting jeans, soldier!
The Forbidden Fruit
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The groin is like the forbidden fruit of the human body. It's like, Touch me, and you shall know pain! It's the only part that has its own gravitational force, making sure everyone and everything is attracted to it - usually with a swift kick or accidental bump.
The Groin Conspiracy
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I'm convinced there's a conspiracy against the groin. It's like the universe decided, Let's put the most sensitive part of the body right out in the open and see how many times we can accidentally hit it. It's a cosmic prank, and we're all unwitting participants.
Below the Belt Ballet
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You ever notice how the groin is like the drama queen of your body? It's always stealing the spotlight, doing its own interpretative dance at the most inconvenient times. It's like, Oh, you're giving an important presentation? Let me just shimmy and shake down here and steal the show!
The Groin Whisperer
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I've realized the groin has a secret language. It communicates through a series of high-pitched yelps and creative expletives. It's like Morse code for pain. And I'm pretty fluent in it, especially after a few unfortunate incidents involving bicycles and poorly placed tree branches.
The Groin Olympics
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You know you're an athlete when you've mastered the art of protecting your groin during everyday activities. It's like participating in the Groin Olympics - dodging, weaving, and doing acrobatics just to keep the family jewels safe. Gold medal in groin gymnastics, anyone?
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