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The Grill Master
Trying to impress everyone at the BBQ
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I invited my vegetarian friend to the barbecue. He looked at the grill and said, "I don't eat anything that had a face." I pointed to the veggies and said, "They had faces, too, you just didn't recognize them. It's a vegetable disguise party!
The Overambitious Chef
Trying to cook a fancy meal on a basic grill
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I thought I could elevate my grilling game by using exotic spices. I went to the store and bought saffron, turmeric, and paprika. Now my neighbors think I'm performing some ancient ritual on my burgers. They're like, "Is he grilling or summoning a barbecue deity?
The Procrastinator
Always planning a barbecue but never getting around to it
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My friends decided to surprise me with an intervention. They said, "We're concerned about your grilling habits." I said, "What grilling habits?" They pointed to the untouched grill in the corner. I said, "Oh, that. It's just there for moral support.
The Competitive Neighbor
Always trying to outdo the neighbors' grilling game
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My neighbor tried to one-up me by grilling lobster tails. So, I decided to grill a mermaid. Jokes on him, mermaids don't exist, and now I'm the grill king of the neighborhood. Or the neighborhood weirdo. It's a fine line.
The Health Nut
Balancing the love for grilled food with a commitment to a healthy lifestyle
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My friends invited me to a barbecue, and I brought my own veggie patties. They looked at me like I brought a UFO to the party. I said, "It's my alternative grill experience. Less guilt, same grill marks.
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