7+ Best One Liners Jokes For grey

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife I needed more space. She locked me outside – turns out, she meant storage space!

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... oh wait, I am! I'll wear grey today.

I asked my friend why he painted his room fifty shades of grey. He said it was for some light reading.

I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Now it's just a grey waste of time!

What's a pirate's favorite color? Grey! Because they love the high seas.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Turns out, she misunderstood 'embrace' for 'gray's'!

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