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Gregory started a band called 'The Elevators.' Their music really takes you to the next level!
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Why did Gregory bring a map to the comedy show? In case he lost track of time!
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What's Gregory's secret talent? He can make a boring meeting 'excel'-lent!
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Why did Gregory bring a pillow to the restaurant? For a 'soft' landing after a heavy meal!
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I asked Gregory if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Of course, I've been loving my bed every night!
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Why did Gregory bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Gregory told me he once ghost-wrote for a famous author. Turns out, the author was just too scared to admit he needed help. Imagine having a ghost writer who writes ghost stories – talk about a spectral collaboration!
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Gregory thinks puns are the highest form of humor. I told him, 'Gregory, that's a lofty statement.' He replied, 'Well, I guess I'm just on a higher plane of comedy.' Now I can't decide if I should laugh or roll my eyes!
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I asked Gregory for a killer closing joke, something unforgettable. He said, 'Why don't ghosts like lying? Because they can see right through it!' Well, at least my set ends on a transparent note, thanks to Gregory's spectral wisdom!
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Gregory is like my comedy GPS. He always tells me to take the 'witty' route, even if it means a few detours through 'dad joke' territory. At least my punchlines have excellent navigation skills!
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I asked Gregory to help me spice up my résumé. Now, I'm getting job offers from the circus. Apparently, they're impressed with my ability to juggle responsibilities. Thanks, but I'll stick to my day job, Gregory!
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Gregory, my ghost writer, is so good with words that even autocorrect asks him for spelling advice. I mean, my text messages have never felt more sophisticated – thanks, Gregory!
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I asked Gregory to help me write a love letter. Now, my crush thinks I'm Shakespeare with a modern twist. Little does she know, it's all just a ghostly illusion!
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Gregory claims he's a 'wordsmith.' I didn't realize that's just a fancy way of saying he rearranges my sentences until they sound smart. My essays are now more confusing than ever, but at least they sound impressive!
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Gregory is so good at crafting punchlines that even my alarm clock starts the day with a joke now. 'Why did the snooze button go to therapy? It had separation issues!' Thanks, Gregory, now I wake up laughing!
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