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Why did the scarecrow become a banker? He was outstanding in his field of greenbacks!
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Why did the greenback refuse to play cards? It was tired of dealing with change!
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Why did the greenback enroll in school? It wanted to be a little more centsible!
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You ever notice how money is like a greenback chameleon? It changes hands so often; you don't know where it's been or what it's seen. It's like the James Bond of currency, living a secret life and dodging germs instead of bullets!
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I tried telling my landlord that my rent should be paid in greenbacks because they're 'environmentally friendly.' He wasn't buying it. But hey, at least I'm doing my part to recycle... money!
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I found a greenback in my laundry the other day. I thought I hit the jackpot until I realized it was just my lucky dollar, doing a load of whites. I swear, that dollar has a better wardrobe than I do. It's got more spins in the washer than I've ever had on a dance floor!
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I'm convinced that greenbacks are like Pokémon. Gotta catch 'em all! And just like Pokémon, you end up with a bunch of duplicates and wonder why you wasted so much time trying to collect them. At least with greenbacks, you can buy something useful – like a storage box for all your useless collections!
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They say money talks, but my greenback only mumbles. It's like, 'Hey, can you speak up? I can't hear you over the jingling of all those coins in your piggy bank. You know I hate being left out of the conversation.'
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If greenbacks could give advice, they'd say, 'Save us for a rainy day.' Well, I did, and now my greenbacks are waterlogged and soggy. Turns out, they're not waterproof. Who knew? Probably anyone with common sense!
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Why do they call it a greenback? Is it because money's jealous of all the attention green beans get? 'Oh, look at me, I'm a vegetable, and people love me with their steak dinners.' Well, greenback, maybe if you were a side dish at more barbecues, you'd feel appreciated too!
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I asked my grandma about greenbacks, and she said, 'Back in my day, we didn't have fancy names for money. It was just cash.' Well, Grandma, back in your day, they also used to walk uphill both ways in the snow. I'm sticking with greenbacks!
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I asked my friend why they call it a greenback, and he said, 'Because it's the color of envy.' Envy? If money could talk, it would be like, 'Listen, I'm not envious; I'm just tired of being crumpled up in your sweaty palms. Can a bill get some respect around here?'
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