6+ Best One Liners Jokes For gravestone

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Why did the skeleton break up with the gravestone? It just couldn't handle the pressure.

Why are gravestones so quiet? Because they're good at keeping things under wraps!

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now, I'm just trying to make my gravestone a little 'flour'-ishing.

I asked my grandma if she ever thought about her legacy. She said, 'Honey, I'm just focused on leaving a mark – preferably on marble.

What's a gravestone's favorite type of humor? Deadpan comedy.

I used to be afraid of cemeteries, but then I realized people are just dying to get in.

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