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The Paranoid Grater
Constantly fearing for your fingertips while using the grater.
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You know you're an adult when your idea of a thrill is successfully grating cheese without needing a band-aid. It's like, "Hey, I still have all ten fingers! Achievement unlocked!
The Clueless Home Cook
Misunderstanding the purpose of a grater and using it for everything but the right reasons.
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My cooking philosophy is simple: if it fits on the grater, it gets grated. I've grated everything from apples to avocados. Last week, I tried to grate my credit card bill, hoping it would disappear. Spoiler alert: it didn't.
The Grater Philosopher
Reflecting on the deep existential questions while grating.
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I'm starting a self-help book titled "The Zen of Grating." Chapter one: "Finding Inner Peace through the Perfect Grate." Spoiler alert: It's just a pamphlet with a picture of a well-grated carrot.
The Lazy Grater
Finding every excuse not to use the grater.
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I recently bought an electric grater to save time. Now, the only exercise I get is lifting the remote to switch it on. I'm basically a fitness guru.
The Overworked Chef
Trying to impress the boss with the grater, but it's just not happening.
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I'm not saying my boss is picky, but he asked me to grate the cheese so fine that it should be able to slip through the keyhole. I told him, "Sir, at this rate, the cheese might escape before my sanity does!
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