5 Jokes About Graduating High School

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Updated on: Sep 07 2024

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Overachiever

Balancing academic excellence and a social life
People say high school is the best time of your life. Yeah, if you're into the thrill of dodging overdue library book fines.

Class Clown

Trying to turn every situation into a punchline
My GPA was so low, I had to look up to tie my shoes. But hey, who needs algebra when you can make people snort milk out of their noses?

Nerd

Juggling academics, hobbies, and a love for obscure facts
They said high school would prepare me for the real world. Well, the real world doesn't have cheat codes, and my knowledge of Shakespearean insults hasn't come in handy yet.

Rebel

Defying authority and finding loopholes
My yearbook quote was, "I followed the rules... most of the time." Because nothing says "future success" like selective obedience.

Procrastinator

Last-minute panic and avoiding responsibilities
My parents always told me I had potential. I just didn't realize that potential would only kick in the night before every major deadline.

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