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Have you ever noticed that when someone tells you "good luck," it's either because they genuinely care about your success or they secretly want to see you juggle life like a circus act? Either way, it's a win-win, right?
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I always find it amusing when people wish me "good luck" before a job interview. I mean, is luck sitting in the lobby waiting to be interviewed too? Is it going to negotiate my salary? Maybe it can throw in a dental plan while it's at it.
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The phrase "good luck" is like a linguistic safety net. It's there just in case everything goes south, so they can say, "Hey, I did wish you luck!" It's the verbal equivalent of a disclaimer.
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You ever notice how "good luck" is the go-to phrase when someone tells you they're starting a diet? It's like, "Good luck resisting the temptation of that midnight snack. May your willpower be stronger than your craving for cookies.
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You know, saying "good luck" is like the universal way of telling someone, "I have no idea how to help you, but I hope the universe does." It's like the verbal equivalent of a shoulder shrug.
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Before I go on a shopping spree, my bank account looks at me like, "Good luck, buddy." It's like my money knows it's about to embark on a one-way trip to Retail Therapy Land, and it's sending its regards.
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Good luck" is like the socially acceptable way of saying, "May the odds be ever in your favor." It's like we're all living in a real-life Hunger Games, and the guy at the coffee shop just volunteered me as tribute for that important meeting.
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Good luck" is the adult version of making a wish while blowing out birthday candles. You're hoping for the best, secretly crossing your fingers, and maybe throwing in a silent prayer to the universe that everything works out.
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Getting ready for a blind date is like preparing for battle. Your friends wish you "good luck" as if you're heading into a gladiator arena instead of a fancy restaurant. Little do they know, the real challenge is figuring out how to gracefully exit if it's a disaster.
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