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What did one wall say to the other in jail? I'll meet you at the corner!
DIY Justice
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I bet someday, we'll have a DIY justice system. Your Honor, I'm pleading 'innocent by Pinterest.' I saw a tutorial on how to DIY my way out of this.
Reality Show Reckoning
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They should make a reality show about this: Survivor: Jail Edition. Contestants compete in orange jumpsuits, and the immunity idol is a cake with a file inside.
In the Game of Life
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You know, Life's kinda like a board game. You're cruising along, and suddenly, Go to Jail becomes a community chest card. Only in reality, there's no 'Get Out of Jail Free' card. Trust me, I've checked.
The Monopoly Misunderstanding
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Ever noticed how in Monopoly, going to jail is a strategic move? In real life, though, shouting I'll take Boardwalk Avenue! while handcuffed might just earn you a free stay at a different kind of property.
Alien Encounter
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Imagine being abducted by aliens, and their version of a welcome party is a sign that reads, Humans: Jail on the left, probing on the right. Choose wisely.
Courtroom Comedy
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The only place where Go to Jail isn't a threat is in the courtroom. Imagine the judge slamming the gavel, You're sentenced to Monopoly jail for 20 rolls, do not pass Go, do not collect $200!
Jailbird Blues
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I wonder if birds ever get jailed for fowl play. Picture a parrot in a little striped suit, chirping out its rights while perched in a tiny cell.
Space Jail
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One day, we'll have space tourism, right? I can totally see it, a sign on a distant planet: No littering or you'll be exiled to the black hole penitentiary!
Modern Jailbreaks
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They say the internet's a virtual world, right? So, can you imagine hackers being caught and sentenced to online jail? I can see it now, their escape plan involves pressing Ctrl, Alt, and Delete simultaneously.
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