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The Conspiracy Theorist at the Go Kart Track
Convinced the go karts are spying on everyone.
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My friend said, "Dude, it's just a fun day out." Fun? That's what they want you to think. Next thing you know, your go kart is sharing your embarrassing driving moments on GoKartTube. Mark my words.
The Romantic Couple at the Go Kart Track
Balancing lovey-dovey moments with fierce competition.
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We decided to do a victory lap together, holding hands and all. But halfway through, we realized we were still in a race, and suddenly it turned into a high-speed hand-holding relay. Relationship status: in a constant state of acceleration.
The Go Kart Mechanic with a Sense of Humor
Dealing with quirky requests and amusing go kart malfunctions.
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I overheard a kid telling his friend, "If you whisper sweet nothings to your go kart, it goes faster." So now I've got people coming in, confessing their deepest secrets to their go karts. Maybe we should start a therapy service for go karts.
The Overly Competitive Dad at the Go Kart Track
Trying to prove he's still got it, but reality hits hard.
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My son was like, "Dad, it's just go karts, chill!" Chill? Son, I don't know the meaning of the word when I'm behind the wheel of a tiny car going 10 miles an hour. It's like the Indy 500, but with a speed limit.
The Nervous Novice at the Go Kart Track
Terrified of crashing but desperately trying to look cool.
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The guy running the track was like, "Watch out for the hairpin turn!" Hairpin turn? More like a hair-raising turn. I took it so slow; I think a grandma on a mobility scooter passed me. At least she had her blinker on.
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