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Why did the gnu bring a pencil to the savannah? Because it wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the gnu go to school? It wanted to brush up on its GNU-eral knowledge!
Gnu's Guide to Public Speaking
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I asked a gnu for public speaking advice, and he said, Just keep moving forward and hope the lions are too busy with someone else. Solid advice, but I'm pretty sure that doesn't work for TED Talks. Imagine a speaker pacing the stage, occasionally looking over their shoulder like, Is that a lion or just an enthusiastic applause?
Gnu's Social Media Dilemma
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Ever follow a gnu on social media? It's just a bunch of photos with the caption, Trying not to become someone's lunch today. And let's not even talk about their Tinder profile – Likes: Running. Dislikes: Predators and slow walkers.
Gnu and GPS
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Have you ever tried using a GPS with a gnu? It's like watching a nature documentary gone wrong. In 300 feet, turn left at the acacia tree. The gnu's just there like, Is it the one with the thorns or the one with the giraffe chewing on it? It's like trying to give directions to a tourist who's also a vegetarian.
Gnu's Yoga Class
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I tried taking a gnu to a yoga class, thinking it would be a relaxing experience. Turns out, gnu yoga is a whole different ball game. Downward gnu, upward gnu, sideways gnu – it's like trying to teach ballet to a wildebeest. But hey, at least we nailed the grazing peacefully pose.
Gnu and the Dating Scene
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You ever notice how dating is a lot like being a gnu? You wander around, trying not to step on any landmines, hoping you don't end up in a herd of wildebeests. And let's talk about the awkwardness. Gnu in the room? More like the gnu on a first date – silent, staring, and wondering if it's too early to bring up the grass shortage.
Gnu's Bucket List
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I heard gnus have a bucket list, and the number one item is always Not being eaten by a lion. It's a simple list, but for a gnu, it's the ultimate life goal. The second item is probably something like Learn to salsa dance, but hey, priorities, right?
Gnu's Online Shopping Experience
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Online shopping as a gnu is a unique experience. You add something to your cart, and before you can check out, a notification pops up: Sorry, that item is no longer available. It was eaten by a hyena. And don't even get me started on the reviews – Five stars, would recommend if you're faster than a cheetah.
Gnu's Self-Help Book
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I found a self-help book for gnus titled How to Cross the River Without Getting Eaten. Chapter one: Don't look like a snack. Chapter two: If you can't swim, learn fast. I'm telling you, that book has more survival tips than a Bear Grylls marathon.
Gnu's Karaoke Night
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Gnus at karaoke night are something else. They only sing songs with a herd mentality – I Will Survive or Don't Stop Believin', because apparently, gnus have a deep connection with '80s power ballads. Just don't ask them to sing Staying Alive. They take that one a bit too literally.
Gnu in a Job Interview
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I recently had a job interview that felt like a gnu trying to impress the lions. They asked me about my strengths, and all I could think of was, Well, I'm not great at running, but I've got a killer survival instinct. Needless to say, I didn't get the job. Turns out, they were looking for someone with more experience in office politics, not savannah survival.
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