7 Jokes For Gnocchi

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Updated on: May 28 2025

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My friend said my gnocchi jokes are getting old. I told them, 'Well, age is just a number, unlike gnocchi!' 😂
I tried to impress my date by cooking gnocchi. It went well until she realized I bought it from a store! 😳
Why did the potato break up with the pasta? It couldn't handle the gnocchi baggage! 💔
What did the gnocchi say to the chef? Knead me alone! I'm a little doughy right now. 😄
My friend said I couldn't make a joke about gnocchi. Well, they underestimated my pasta-bilities! 🍝
I'm on a diet, but gnocchi is my weakness. It's my not-so-guilty pleasure! 😋
Why did the gnocchi break up with the spaghetti? It needed space to find itself in a pasta-spective! 🍝

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