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I spilled some water and my friend said, 'Is the glass half empty now?' I said, 'No, the floor is just thirsty.
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I tried to make a 'glass-half-full' joke, but it shattered my expectations – just like a clumsy optimist dropping a cup.
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I asked the waiter if my glass was half full or half empty. He said, 'Sir, this is a buffet. You're in control of your own glass.
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I used to be a glass-half-empty kind of person, but then I realized it's easier to refill the glass than complain about it.
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I tried to make a 'glass-half-full' joke, but it's a tall order – just like my glass of optimism.
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