6 Jokes For Glass Is Half Full

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Updated on: Sep 13 2024

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I spilled some water and my friend said, 'Is the glass half empty now?' I said, 'No, the floor is just thirsty.
I tried to make a 'glass-half-full' joke, but it shattered my expectations – just like a clumsy optimist dropping a cup.
I asked the waiter if my glass was half full or half empty. He said, 'Sir, this is a buffet. You're in control of your own glass.
I used to be a glass-half-empty kind of person, but then I realized it's easier to refill the glass than complain about it.
I tried to make a 'glass-half-full' joke, but it's a tall order – just like my glass of optimism.
I accidentally filled my glass to the rim. Now I can't decide if it's half full or overflowing with optimism.

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