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What do you get when you cross a glacier with a computer? A screen saver!
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I read somewhere that glaciers are nature's oldest storage units. They're just sitting there, holding onto ancient memories like, 'Back in my day, this whole place was covered in snow, not just half of it.'
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If glaciers had a motto, it would be 'melting hearts since the last ice age.' I mean, who can resist the charm of something that moves so slowly and majestically? It's like the James Bond of geological formations.
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I heard glaciers are the ultimate procrastinators. They're like, 'Oh, I'll melt tomorrow. No rush.' I wish I could use that excuse at work. 'Yeah, boss, that report? I'll finish it... eventually.'
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I heard glaciers are excellent at keeping secrets. They've been holding onto some ancient ice-age gossip for centuries. I bet they know who really killed the dinosaurs.
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Glaciers are the slowest walkers on the planet. I mean, if you challenge a glacier to a race, you better pack a lunch, dinner, and maybe even breakfast for the next day. You'll be waiting a while!
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I tried to befriend a glacier once. It didn't respond. I guess I should've sent a letter by snail mail – or should I say, glacier mail?
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I think glaciers are the original influencers. They're just chilling there, and the whole world follows their lead. 'Oh, you're retreating? Guess we should all retreat then. #GlacierGoals.'
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Glaciers are basically Earth's version of a 'chill pill.' When everything around you is going haywire, just look at a glacier and think, 'Well, at least someone's got their life together.'
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Have you ever tried to make small talk with a glacier? It's like talking to your grandma's slow internet connection. 'So, how's the weather?' 'Oh, you know, cold and icy. Like it's been for the past thousand years.'
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