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The Shakespearean Sweetheart
When your girlfriend insists on speaking like Shakespeare
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Trying to plan a surprise for my Shakespearean sweetheart is challenging. I asked her, "What's in a name?" She said, "Everything! So, make sure you spell it right in the surprise.
The Grammar Guru Girlfriend
When your girlfriend is a stickler for correct English
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I asked my grammar guru girlfriend if she wanted to go on a date. She said, "Sure, let's make it a 'comma' date, so there's a pause between us." I guess that's one way to keep the conversation interesting.
The Emoji Enthusiast
When your girlfriend expresses emotions primarily through emojis
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My girlfriend sent me a text saying, "We need to talk 😬." I didn't know if I should be nervous or excited, but I figured it's probably somewhere in between a grimace and a sheepish smile.
The Rhyming Romance
When your girlfriend communicates in rhyme
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Trying to plan a romantic evening with a rhyming girlfriend is like trying to juggle flaming torches—it sounds fun, but someone is bound to get burned.
The Punctuation Perfectionist
When your girlfriend obsesses over punctuation
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When I told my girlfriend I loved her, she said, "You missed a semicolon between 'I' and 'love.' It's crucial for the syntax of our relationship." Now I'm just hoping the relationship doesn't turn into a run-on sentence.
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