17 Girl Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the girl wear glasses to math class? To improve di-vision!
What do you call a girl who tells dad jokes? A 'groan-up'!
Why did the girl become an electrician? She wanted to stay current!
What do you call a girl who loves crafts? Glue-cinda!
Why did the girl bring a broom to the party? She heard it was a sweepstakes!
What did the girl say to her pet rock? 'You rock my world!
What do you call a girl who’s always in a hurry? Annette!

Haunted by Love

I had a ghost girlfriend who was super possessive. Literally, she was the only ghost who’d haunt me when I tried to hang out with other spirits. Talk about a clingy haunting, folks!

Haunted Relationship

I tried dating a ghost once. The worst part? I never knew if she was cold-hearted or just really, really cold. I mean, her idea of cuddling was giving me the chills!

Relationship with a Phantom

I dated this girl who claimed she was a ghost. I didn’t believe her until I saw my social life vanish into thin air. Suddenly, my friends were like, Who are you hanging out with, Casper?

Spirited Arguments

Dating a ghost is bizarre. We’d argue, and suddenly I'm the only one left shouting in an empty room. It's like trying to win an argument with the wind - impossible and just leaves you feeling blown away.

Ghostly Drama

Dating a ghost is like being in a never-ending drama. I mean, the emotional highs and lows were so extreme, it's like she was going for an Oscar in the afterlife.

Dating a Spirit

My girlfriend's like a ghost. Not because she's elusive, but because sometimes I think she’s haunting me with all those unfinished arguments. I’m telling you, unresolved issues, they linger like spirits.

Ghostly Communication

Trying to communicate with a ghost girlfriend is challenging. Texting was the worst – I'd send a message and just get a bunch of boos in reply. Turns out, emojis don't really work when you’re a specter.

The Invisible Partner

I dated a ghost once, but it was hard. I mean, introducing her to my parents was a nightmare. They kept asking, Where's your girlfriend? and I'm like, She's right here! And they're like, Sure, imaginary friends at this age?

The Ghostly Girlfriend

You ever try dating a ghost? Yeah, it's great for the first few dates until you realize she's always disappearing on you. I thought I was good at hide and seek until I met her - she's the hide-and-never-come-back champion!

Spectral Romance

Dating a ghost is tough. You argue, and she just disappears. And let me tell you, getting the silent treatment from someone who’s already silent... that’s next-level punishment, folks.

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