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The Business Mogul Scout
Trying to outsell rival scouts in a cutthroat cookie market
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I met a girl scout who's so business-minded; she handed me a box of cookies and said, 'These are the best investment you'll make today.' I bought a box, and now I'm just waiting for the return on my cookie investment. Where's my ROI, girl scout?
The Tech-Savvy Scout
Struggling with online cookie sales
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This tech-savvy girl scout told me, 'Our online cookie store is optimized for the best user experience.' I logged in and saw a banner that said, '404: Cookies not found.' I guess even the internet couldn't handle my craving for Thin Mints.
The Procrastinator Scout
Last-minute cookie selling spree
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This procrastinator girl scout showed up at my door with cookies and said, 'Hurry, these are selling like hotcakes!' I thought, 'Hotcakes? Are these cookies or a breakfast buffet?'
The Cookie Connoisseur Scout
Dealing with customers who don't appreciate the cookie artistry
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I ran into a girl scout who claimed her cookies were a delicacy. I tried one and said, 'Are these cookies or a high-end perfume? I can't decide if I should eat them or wear them.'
The Health Nut Scout
Selling cookies with questionable nutritional value
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This health-conscious girl scout told me her cookies were organic and non-GMO. I said, 'Great! I can enjoy these cookies without any guilt.' She replied, 'Well, unless you count the guilt of not supporting my troop.'
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