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I asked my ginger friend if he ever dyed his hair. He said, "Why would I mess with nature's warning label?" Touche, my friend, touche.
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You know, being a ginger is like having a built-in excuse for everything. "Sorry I'm late, the sun was out, and I had to take the long way in the shadows.
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Gingers have the ultimate superpower – they can rock the "human traffic cone" look and still make it work. Meanwhile, the rest of us struggle to pull off basic colors.
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Gingers are the original "bad hair day" survivors. They wake up with bedhead, and it's like, "Yeah, I meant to do that. It's called the fiery tousled look.
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You ever notice how gingers are like rare Pokémon? You don't see them often, but when you do, you're like, "Whoa, a wild redhead appeared!
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Have you ever tried to play hide and seek with a ginger? It's like trying to hide a flamingo in a snowstorm – not the best camouflage strategy.
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Gingers are like human mood rings. You can tell how much time they spent in the sun by the shade of red their hair turns. It's like a natural calendar.
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I told my ginger friend he should start a sunscreen company. His response? "Why would I promote something that's trying to erase my people?" Fair point, sunscreen companies, fair point.
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I asked my ginger friend if he believes in ghosts. He said, "Well, considering I have no soul, I guess I'm already halfway there." Gotta appreciate the self-awareness!
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