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The Hyperactive Coffee Machine
When your coffee machine is more energetic than you in the morning
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My coffee machine has this feature called 'extra bold.' I thought it was for the coffee, but no, it's about the machine itself. It's the only appliance that shouts, 'I'm here, I'm caffeinated, get used to it!'
The Overzealous Plant Parent
When you care more about your plants than yourself
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My plant has a fancier skincare routine than I do. I caught it using my expensive moisturizer, and it said, 'Well, you're clearly not doing anything for those crow's feet, so I had to take matters into my own leaves.'
The Overenthusiastic Fitness Tracker
When your fitness tracker thinks every movement is a workout
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I took a nap, and my fitness tracker accused me of 'advanced horizontal resting.' I didn't know my nap had levels. Apparently, I'm a pro at the 'deep sleep' workout.
The Overly Enthusiastic GPS System
When the GPS is too excited about your destination
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I asked my GPS for the shortest route, not a life coach. 'Take the next left and remember, success is not a destination, it's a journey.' Well, success for me today is not getting fired for being late, GPS!
The Overly Supportive Refrigerator
When your fridge thinks you need encouragement to make healthier choices
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I caught my fridge whispering, 'Think of the beach body,' every time I reached for a soda. Now I'm convinced my appliances are plotting against me. What's next, motivational mirrors?
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