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Gift bags are a genius invention. They're like, "Here's your present, and I'm not even going to make you work for it. Just pull it out of this bag like a magician pulling a rabbit out of a hat.
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The art of gift-giving is trying to act surprised when you receive something you already knew you were getting. "Oh, a blender! I had no idea I needed one of these!
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Gift cards are like the participation trophies of presents. It's like saying, "I had no idea what you wanted, so here's a piece of plastic that says you can decide for yourself.
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Gift-wrapping skills are the true test of adulting. If you can wrap a present without using an entire roll of tape or creating a paper mache disaster, you've officially graduated to the next level of adulthood.
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The anticipation of receiving a gift is like waiting for a sequel to your favorite movie. You have high expectations, but deep down, you're just hoping it's not a disappointment. "Please be the thoughtful blockbuster, not the direct-to-DVD sequel.
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Opening a gift in front of the person who gave it to you is like performing a live unboxing video, except you have to pretend you're excited even if it's just socks. "Oh wow, socks! My favorite!
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You ever notice how gift wrapping is the adult version of trying to put a USB in correctly on the first try? No matter how confident you are, you always end up turning it around and trying again.
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Wrapping paper is the sneakiest ninja of the holiday season. You spend hours carefully wrapping gifts, and the next thing you know, it's torn to shreds in a matter of seconds. "Well, there goes my masterpiece.
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Gift receipts are like insurance for presents. It's the subtle way of saying, "I trust you, but just in case you hate it, here's the option to exchange it for something less offensive.
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