8 Gf Smile In English Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 31 2025

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My girlfriend is like a comma. She gives meaning to my life, but sometimes I just want to take a breath.
My girlfriend speaks English fluently. She can say 'I love you' in at least five different tenses.
Why did the English teacher break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn't understand the grammar of her heart.
I asked my English-speaking girlfriend if she believes in love at first sight. She said, 'Of course, every time I see a new book.
I asked my English-speaking girlfriend to pronounce 'hippopotamus.' She said, 'I just call it a really big water-horse.
My girlfriend is so good at English, she can even punctuate my mood swings.
Why did the punctuation break up with the letters? It felt too restricted and needed some space.
Why did the words 'I love you' break up? They felt overused and wanted to explore other languages.

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