7 Gf Bf Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 27 2024

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My girlfriend accused me of being immature. Guess who's not allowed in my treehouse anymore?
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my girlfriend when she's mad!
My girlfriend told me she needs space. So, I locked her out of my phone!
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn't find a date!
Why did the broom break up with the vacuum? It felt it was getting swept away in the relationship!
My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale relationship. So, I locked her in the tower and waited for a prince to save her!
Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish, just like my boyfriend with his fries!

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