18 Jokes About Geography Class

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Updated on: Jan 18 2025

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What do you call a map that bites? A vampire atlas!
Why was the globe bad at music? It couldn't find its keys.
Why did the geography book get into a fight? Because it had too many continents!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of geography class? Because it ran out of juice!
What's a geographer's favorite band? Earth, Wind & Fire!
What did one continent say to the other? 'Europe too much!
What do you call a map guide for monsters? A fright-atlas!
Why was the geography book sad? It had too many problems.

Capital Confusion

I learned all the capitals in geography class, and now I'm just waiting for someone to challenge me to a trivia game at a party. Spoiler: I'll lose.

Compass Confusion

You ever get turned around so much in geography class that you start using a compass to find the cafeteria?

Geography Grandparents

My grandparents still think Czechoslovakia is a country. Geography classes would be a time warp for them.

Geography Gone Wrong

You ever think in a geography class, if the teacher gets lost in the lesson, they're technically lost in their own country?

Oceans or Puddles?

In geography, they teach you about the five oceans. I'm over here just trying to figure out how to swim without getting water up my nose.

Mountains and Moles

I always wondered in geography class why they teach about mountain ranges. I've got a mole on my back that's more interesting.

Map Meltdown

I had a map in geography class that was so old, it still had dragons labeled as Here be Dragons. Explains my fear of school.

World's Tiniest Continent

In geography class, they told us Australia is the smallest continent. I guess that's where they keep all the tiny kangaroos.

Lost in Maps

You know you're bad at geography when you get lost in a map, and your GPS says, Even I can't help you here.

Geo-Trivia Night

You ever try to impress someone with your geography knowledge? Hey babe, did you know the capital of Djibouti? Yeah, neither did the geography teacher.

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