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I found out I have a gene that makes me prone to procrastination. So basically, I blame my DNA for every deadline I've ever missed. Sorry, boss, it's not me; it's my genetic predisposition to being fashionably late.
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You ever wonder if genes have a sense of humor? I mean, giving me the ability to laugh uncontrollably at dad jokes – that's some genetic trolling right there.
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Genes are like the ultimate fortune tellers. They decide if you'll age like fine wine or if you're more of a vinegar type. Mine seem to have gone for the "aging like a bottle of ketchup" approach.
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Genes are like the original influencers. They've been setting trends for centuries. My genes, though, seem to have missed the fashion memo because my idea of a stylish outfit is matching socks.
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You ever realize that genes are like the ultimate influencers? They dictate everything about you, from your hair color to your inability to dance. I swear, my genes must have missed the memo on rhythm.
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Genes are like the ultimate secret agents. They're undercover, determining everything about you, and you only find out about their mission when you try to fit into your old jeans from high school.
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You know, we give genes a lot of credit, but let's be honest, they're the real copy-paste champions. It's like they got lazy and just went, "Let's Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V this hairline to the next generation.
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I realized my genes are like the ultimate comedians. They've been crafting this intricate setup for generations, and my life is the punchline. Thanks, genes, for turning me into the sitcom nobody asked for!
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Ever notice how genes are like the ultimate matchmakers? They decide who you'll find attractive. My genes must have been swiping left on fashion sense because, let's face it, my wardrobe is a genetic disaster.
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