8 Jokes For Gemstone

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Updated on: Jun 17 2024

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Why did the sapphire break up with the diamond? It just couldn't handle the pressure!
How did the gemstone feel after winning the race? Amethystified!
Why was the topaz always in a hurry? Because it couldn't take things for granite!
What do you say to a lazy gemstone? You need to apply yourself and stop taking things for granite!
Why did the gemstone go to therapy? It had too many issues and needed some clarity!
Why did the diamond go to the gym? It wanted to be a little more well 'facet'nated!
Why did the opal get kicked out of school? It couldn't stop changing colors during exams!
Why was the ruby always excited? Because it had a facet-nating life!

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