20 Gay Friends Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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Why did the gay friends join a book club? They wanted to 'read between the lines' and 'write a sequel to their friendship'!
Why did the gay friends open a bakery together? Because they wanted to make the world a sweeter place, one cupcake at a time!
What's a gay astronaut's favorite phrase? 'Houston, we have no problem – just fabulous intergalactic adventures!
What's a gay mathematician's favorite theorem? Love is transitive, darling!
What's a gay bee's favorite pickup line? 'Bee mine, honey, and let's create a buzz together!
Why did the gay friends become detectives? They wanted to solve the mystery of 'Who stole the show?
Why did the gay friends start a gardening club? Because they wanted to grow fabulous blooms together!
What's a gay vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange, darling!
Why did the gay friends go to therapy together? They wanted to work on their 'relationship goals' and 'throwing epic shade' skills!
What do you call a gay magician? A fabracadabra! Watch as he turns a dull evening into a sparkling spectacle!

Party Standards

Went to a party with my gay friends and realized my dancing is so outdated, I was basically doing the Macarena while they were voguing like Madonna on steroids.

Musical Tastes

Trying to impress my gay friends with my music taste is like trying to teach a fish to climb a tree. They're judging, honey, and my playlist is getting side-eyed.

Gay Best Friend Chronicles

You know, having gay friends is like having a fashion consultant, therapist, and stand-up comedian all rolled into one. Except he’ll tell you if those shoes don’t match.

Hair-raising Adventures

Getting ready for a night out with a gay friend? It’s like prepping for a Broadway show, complete with costume changes, drama, and more hairspray than a rock band in the '80s.

Reality Check

You think you're cool until you go out with your gay friends, and suddenly you realize you're about as trendy as a mullet at a fashion show.

Shopping Spree Dilemmas

Shopping with a gay friend is dangerous. One moment you're looking at shoes, the next you're contemplating if that feathered boa is too much for brunch.

Beauty Standards

I asked my gay friend for makeup tips. Now, I spend more time contouring than I do actually living my life. But hey, at least my cheekbones can cut glass!

Interior Design Realness

I asked my gay friend to help with home decor. Now, my living room looks like a mix between a Vogue photoshoot and a disco ball's dream.

Love Life Insights

My gay friend gives me dating advice. He says, Girl, you need to upgrade your man. That last one was so last season, like Crocs at a fashion show.

Rainbow Squad Goals

Ever notice how when you hang out with your gay friends, your Instagram feed suddenly looks like it was curated by a unicorn on a glitter binge?

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