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Medieval Castle Gatekeeper
Juggling duty with the archaic gate mechanisms
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I swear, half the battle back then wasn't fighting enemies but trying to keep that gate from creaking. WD-40 was our secret weapon. "Quiet, you noisy gate, we're trying to surprise attack here!
Homeowner with a Broken Gate
Trying to maintain security while dealing with a malfunctioning gate
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My gate's so moody, it's almost like it's trying out for a soap opera. One day, it's all "I'll protect you, dear homeowner," and the next, it's like, "Nah, today I feel like letting the neighbor's cat in.
Zookeeper at the Lion Gate
Ensuring safety while dealing with curious visitors
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The lion gate is where I practice my poker face. "No, ma'am, the lion isn't smiling at you, it just ate.
Airport Security Officer
Balancing thoroughness and speed
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People think it's all serious business at the airport gate, but let me tell you, it's also the place where you'll witness some of the most creative excuses for forgetting stuff in pockets. "Oh, that pocket knife? Must have been the pocket gnome.
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