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Why did the garbage man bring a broom to work? He wanted to sweep the nation!
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Why did the garbage man become a gardener? He wanted to clean up the 'weedy' situations!
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Why did the garbage man start a band? He heard they were great at collecting tips!
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Why did the garbage man bring a ladder to work? Because he heard the job was picking up!
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Why did the garbage man become a stand-up comedian? He had a talent for trash talk!
The Garbage Man's Playlist
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I caught my garbage man singing one day while he was emptying the bins. I asked him about it, and he said, It's my playlist for dealing with all the trash. So, if you ever wonder what your garbage man listens to, it's probably a mix of 'Dumpster Diva' and 'Can-Can Classics.
Bin There, Dump That
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I've been doing some spring cleaning lately, trying to declutter my life. I asked my garbage man for advice on letting go of things, and he said, Just toss it in the bin and forget about it. I think he just gave me the most profound life advice ever.
Trash Can Tango
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My garbage man and I have this unspoken dance every Thursday. I rush out with the trash, and he pulls up in his truck. We exchange nods, he tosses my garbage into the abyss, and off he goes. It's like a beautiful waltz, only with more smell and less elegance.
Waste of Words
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I tried striking up a conversation with my garbage man, you know, to build a connection. I asked, What's the weirdest thing you've found in someone's trash? He deadpanned, A sense of privacy. Well played, Mr. Garbage Man, well played.
Trash Talk
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about mundane things. I recently realized I've hit that point because I've developed a crush on my garbage man. I mean, he's the only one who consistently takes my crap without complaining.
Dumpster Dilemmas
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I tried to impress my garbage man the other day by casually mentioning that I'm into recycling. He looked at me and said, Lady, I see your garbage every week. You're not fooling anyone. Well, there goes my eco-warrior reputation.
Trash Bag Chronicles
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I decided to change things up and surprise my garbage man with a gift. So, I tied a bow around the garbage bag and left it out for him. He gave me the weirdest look, but hey, I like to think I'm adding a touch of class to the curb.
Trashy Technology
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I asked my garbage man if he ever considered upgrading his truck to one of those fancy self-driving ones. He looked at me and said, Lady, this job is the only place where I get to be in control. Plus, the garbage doesn't talk back. Touche, Mr. Garbage Man, touche.
Waste Wisdom
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You ever notice how the garbage man drives by your house at the same time every week, and you think, Wow, he's so punctual! Then you realize, he's not here for a social call; he just wants to pick up your garbage and go, like a ninja in a sanitation truck.
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