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Removing the gallbladder is like firing the body's personal food critic. "You don't like how I handle spicy foods? Well, guess what, Mr. Gallbladder, you're out of a job!
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You know you're getting older when your gallbladder starts sending you passive-aggressive signals. "I guess you can eat that chocolate cake, but don't blame me when you're doubled over in pain later.
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I recently had my gallbladder removed, and now I feel like my body is a rebellious teenager who moved out. It's like, "Fine, go ahead and leave, but don't come crying to me when you can't process that extra slice of cake!
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The gallbladder is like the bouncer at the entrance of the digestive club. "Sorry, no excessive fats allowed tonight. You'll have to find another way to entertain your taste buds.
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I think the gallbladder is the body's way of saying, "I know you love pizza, but let's add a little drama to your digestion. How about we store some bile in this tiny, sensitive organ and see how you handle it?
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You ever notice how our gallbladder is like that friend who never does anything but complains about everything? "Oh, I can't handle fatty foods!" Come on, gallbladder, it's called a cheat day, not a betrayal day!
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I'm convinced the gallbladder is just a tiny, disgruntled chef inside us, constantly complaining about the ingredients we throw at it. "Oh, more fried chicken? Real original!
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My gallbladder and I have a complicated relationship. It's like having a roommate who's always threatening to move out whenever I indulge in some greasy fast food. "I swear, if you eat that burger, I'm packing my bags!
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You ever think about how the gallbladder is the body's own storage unit for digestive drama? It's like, "Let me save this bile for later, just in case you decide to have that second helping of lasagna.
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