10 Jokes For Galaxies

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Updated on: Jul 19 2024

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Have you ever thought about how aliens might perceive us? They're out there in some distant galaxy, watching Earth like a reality show, probably thinking, "Wow, humans are a weird species. Let's keep scrolling.
Dating is a bit like exploring galaxies. You start with a lot of excitement, thinking you've found the perfect match, but sometimes you end up in a black hole of awkward silence.
Galaxies are massive, right? It makes me wonder if there's a cosmic storage unit somewhere with all the stuff I've lost over the years. "Oh, there's my favorite pen from 2003, next to Saturn's rings.
Galaxies have these beautiful spiral shapes. Meanwhile, my attempts at drawing a perfect circle look more like an intergalactic potato.
You ever try explaining the concept of galaxies to a kid? "So, there are these enormous collections of stars, planets, and gas." And they're like, "Oh, like Minecraft, but without the creepers?
I heard scientists discovered a new galaxy recently. Meanwhile, I'm struggling to discover what's in the back of my fridge without risking a scientific experiment gone wrong.
Speaking of galaxies, have you ever noticed how galaxies are like the ultimate awkward family photo? It's like, "Smile, Andromeda! Uncle Milky Way, stop photobombing!
So, they say the universe is expanding. I get it; we all need some personal space. But couldn't it have expanded in a way that doesn't make my jeans feel tighter every year?
You ever look up at the night sky and think, "Man, there are billions of galaxies out there, and I can't even find my car keys in the morning"?
I was reading about galaxies the other day, and scientists say some of them are colliding. I can relate – every time I try to merge lanes in traffic, it feels like a galactic collision is happening right on the freeway.

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