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Have you ever thought about how aliens might perceive us? They're out there in some distant galaxy, watching Earth like a reality show, probably thinking, "Wow, humans are a weird species. Let's keep scrolling.
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Dating is a bit like exploring galaxies. You start with a lot of excitement, thinking you've found the perfect match, but sometimes you end up in a black hole of awkward silence.
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Galaxies are massive, right? It makes me wonder if there's a cosmic storage unit somewhere with all the stuff I've lost over the years. "Oh, there's my favorite pen from 2003, next to Saturn's rings.
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Galaxies have these beautiful spiral shapes. Meanwhile, my attempts at drawing a perfect circle look more like an intergalactic potato.
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You ever try explaining the concept of galaxies to a kid? "So, there are these enormous collections of stars, planets, and gas." And they're like, "Oh, like Minecraft, but without the creepers?
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I heard scientists discovered a new galaxy recently. Meanwhile, I'm struggling to discover what's in the back of my fridge without risking a scientific experiment gone wrong.
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Speaking of galaxies, have you ever noticed how galaxies are like the ultimate awkward family photo? It's like, "Smile, Andromeda! Uncle Milky Way, stop photobombing!
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So, they say the universe is expanding. I get it; we all need some personal space. But couldn't it have expanded in a way that doesn't make my jeans feel tighter every year?
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You ever look up at the night sky and think, "Man, there are billions of galaxies out there, and I can't even find my car keys in the morning"?
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