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I told my friend I'm writing a song about Lady Gaga. He asked, 'What's it called?' I said, 'Gaga for You!
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How does Lady Gaga sleep? With one eye open, just in case there's a paparazzo around!
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I told my friend I'm starting a Lady Gaga tribute band. He said, 'What's your band name?' I said, 'The Gagabytes!
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I asked Lady Gaga if she's good at keeping secrets. She said, 'Just try to keep a Poker Face!
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Why did Lady Gaga become a gardener? Because she wanted to grow her fanbase!
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I asked Lady Gaga if she likes camping. She said, 'Only if there's a Fame-fire!
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Why did Lady Gaga bring a ladder to the concert? Because she wanted to reach the high notes!
Paranormal Paparazzi
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Gaga's ghost is the worst paparazzo. Every time I do something embarrassing at home, it captures the moment in spectral flashbulbs. Now there's a ghostly tabloid circulating in the spirit world with headlines like Man Caught Dancing Alone in Underwear. Thanks, Gaga's ghost, for making my shame supernatural.
Ghost's Got Talent
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I entered Gaga's ghost in a talent show. It did a mesmerizing interpretive dance to Alejandro. The judges gave it a perfect 10, but now I have to explain to my neighbors why there are phantom choreographers rehearsing in my living room. Thanks for the haunting routine, Gaga.
Ghostwriter's Block
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I asked Gaga's ghost for writing advice. It just floated there, staring at me with its translucent eyes. Apparently, even in the afterlife, ghosts struggle with writer's block. Thanks, Gaga, for haunting my creativity. I guess ghostwriters need inspiration too.
Ghostly Meat Dress
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Gaga's ghost tried to recreate the meat dress. Now my fridge is haunted by the ghost of a T-bone steak. I've got a poltergeist porterhouse chilling with my ice cream. Even in the afterlife, Gaga's got a beef with fashion.
Gaga's Ghost Therapy
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I hired Gaga's ghost as my therapist. It just sits there, nodding its transparent head and whispering, You were born this way. I don't know if I'm getting better, but at least my therapy bills have gone ectoplasmic.
Haunted Karaoke
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I invited Gaga's ghost to my karaoke night. Big mistake. It took over the mic, belting out Poker Face with more passion than I've ever seen. Now my neighbors think my place is the hottest ghost nightclub in town. Thanks, Gaga, for turning my home into a spectral speakeasy.
Eau de Ghost
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Gaga's ghost tried to create its own perfume. Now my house smells like a mix of fame and ethereal lavender. I've got the fragrance of the afterlife wafting through my living room. I guess when you're a ghost, smelling good is a matter of deathly importance.
Gaga's Séance Spa
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I organized a séance with Gaga's ghost for relaxation. It didn't go well. Instead of calming spirits, it started a spectral rave. Now I've got disco balls and ethereal glow sticks floating around my house. Thanks, Gaga, for turning my séance into a supernatural dance party.
Gaga's Ghost
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Hey, did you know Lady Gaga has a ghost? Yeah, apparently even her specters are avant-garde. I tried to communicate with it, but all it did was sing Bad Romance in a hauntingly beautiful falsetto. Now I've got a ghost with better vocal range than me. Thanks, Gaga.
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